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Charisma, Weeeeeeeeee!

Your party comes across a Magic rules article. Is it evil or chaotic neutral? Read on to find out!

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An Intro to Oathbreaker

Some oaths are meant to be broken, but we swear we'll do our best to answer your questions about the Oathbreaker format in this week's exciting episode of Cranial Insertion!

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Random Questions for a Random Week

There is no rhyme or reason for any of this.

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Sweets for a Sweet

It's State Fair season, and to compete with deep-fried Twinkies and deep-fried ice cream, we've prepared a batch of deep-fried rules questions for you! Come on in and enjoy these tasty treats in this week's delicious episode of Cranial Insertion!

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Just Another Valentine's Day

Ah, l'amour! St. Valentine is hanging around once again and we here at the Cranial Insertion offices know what you love! That is answers to those rules questions burning in your hearts! We have packed this article full of questions that you have had a burning desire for a response! Join us for this week's lovely edition of Cranial Insertion, now with more hearts! P.S.: No zombie monkey hearts were used in the making of this article, nor did we charge Moko with obtaining actual hearts.

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Goodbye to Ixalan and Dominaria

September is coming to a close and so is Ixalan and Dominaria's time in Standard. We have put together a final hurrah of rules questions and answers involving all of your favorite cards, or at least the recent one you have inquired about. So join us for this week's sendoff edition of Cranial Insertion!

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WAR, What is it Good for?

The planeswalkers are fighting for the multiverse, Nicol Bolas has unleashed his massive army on the plane of Ravnica to destroy everything for power, glory, and the fun of it all! So we have once again brought you the tools you need in the form of answers to those burning rules questions, ro read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Though in the end we must remind ourselves the answer is Absolutely Nothing!

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Breaking News!

This just in from the plane of Ravnica, news of the war effort the valiant Oath of the Gatewatch is taking on Nicol Bolas as he unleashes his greatest scheme yet! To side in the war efforts we have prepared yet another article chock full of those rules answers you will need regardless of what side you are on! So join us for this week’s fighting good edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Ravnica: Endgame

This is it, the end is neigh! Doom upon us all, a curse o' both our houses! The Planeswalkers of the multiverse have gathered together on the plane of Ravnica to fight the ultimate fight! Bolas has unleashed his mighty plans and the world is aflame! With the War of the Spark prerelease in our rear view we take a peak at some of the upcoming cards and their rules interactions! So join us in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Command & Conquer

The Brotherhood of Nod are closing in while we await final orders to help us crush them in final victory, bringing glory to the Global Defense Initiative! Gather the troops as we delve into yet another foray with our most dastardly foe once again! Read on in this week's commanding edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Allies, Allegedly

Ravnica Allegiance has released and we have all the answers to those pesky new rules questions that have been burning in the back of your mind. As you fight over which guild is cooler and ally with your friends to crush your enemies be sure to crack open this week's edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more gold cards! *No physical cards were harmed in the printing of this article.*

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Return to Return to Ravnica

The gates of Ravnica are right around the corner! With the prereleases having just finished our inboxes are stuffed to the guilds with questions! So gear up and ready your scrying crystals as we load up this article with all those burning answers to your questions. So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Meltdown

The temperature is blistering hot and so are these cards from the M19 Core Set! So we have put on the heat to respond to all of those burning rules questions you had!!! So join us for this week's sizzling edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Magic Origins: Nicol Bolas

He is back!!!! Nicol Bolas has returned and with him he has brought back the return of Core sets in Magic! So this week we take a look at all of those core rules questions that have been burning in the fires of Grixis, or where they stuck in the Grixis mire, or perhaps drowning in the desire for greater knowledge! Regardless have we got the solution for your woes, with all the answers you need! So read on in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion! Now with more URB mana!

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A Thankful Year

The year is winding down and Thanksgiving is near at hand so we here at the Cranial Insertion offices are giving thanks for you our readers! So we are serving up another article of the rules questions and answers you know and love! Join us for this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion.

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Counting the Hours

With the Hour of Devastation prerelease in the books we are counting down the time until the doom of the multiverse! Oh, hail all powerful Nicol Bolas! So join us in celebrating his excellence in this week's exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Archenemy at the Gates

Please, please, enter into my domain and continue on through your journey here in Amonkhet! Your pitiful little existence will only serve my will, I mean.... er... this week we have a whole host of questions from this years new release of Archenemy, featuring none other than Nicol Bolas himself! So read on in this week's planar dominating edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Bold Predictions

Clouded the future is, always in motion. So to try and bring it more into focus we make some prognostications. Though admittedly, we should probably not let Moko use our crystal ball. So join us as we conjecture over your rules questions in this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Leashing the Monster

We have been trying something new with Moko all this week, in keeping him on a leash; however, it has not been working out all that well. Beyond the expense of trying to keep a zombie monkey on a leash, he keeps breaking them. Good thing we can distract him with some shiny new rules questions and answers! So join us for this weeks exciting edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Old and Busted

Top coat, top hat, black shades, white gloves, lookin' sharp and looking for rules answers! They come running just as fast as they can. 'Coz every creature is crazy 'bout a sharp dressed planeswalker.

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Dragons; Maze(s)

Welcome to the maze, Dragon's Maze that is. This week we feature questions all around the maze. Join us for this weeks edition of Cranial Insertion!

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Eight Crazy Rules Questions

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Zombie Moko Goes to Washington

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Happy Almost Birthday!

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Chasing Planey

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Attack of the One-Hour Turn

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Trip to the Optometrist

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Frozen Goyfsicles

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All Together Now

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In All Likelihood

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